1. Larry hits a bar after work. Hits it hard, like the punchbag at the gym he doesn’t go to anymore. Face blotched and vei...

(i.m. Eli Wallach) Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit. You chose your way, I cho...

As kids, it was open to debate which was the higher form of human endeavour: astronaut, racing driver, or centre forward for Nottingham ...

So here we are. This is where a sense of humour and ambivalence to the internet use policy has got me. I would like to thank Oscar Wilde, ...

Chicken caught in your main beams at the side of a country road, late at night with jazz on the radio and tiredness setting in… you woul...

Open the file marked ‘your biggest fear’: watch the paper disintegrate, leaving a void. Step into it. Fasten the seat belt that’s not p...

Play Handel’s ‘Arrival of the Queen of Sheba’ or ‘Zadok the Priest’. As you enter the building take a scoop of my ashes and throw me...

When I arrive he says he's sorry for being a bad man. He's shaved his head 'cos his brain is burnt. He bows to present his cr...